Thursday, March 24, 2011

Pukul 12 Tengahari

Bila Kul 12 je ngantuk...
Bila 12 je ngantuk
hahahahah...
arini tak minum milo pun ley ngantuk gak
so nmpknya minuman tak mempengaruhi :)

so skrang waktu lunch adelah waktu tido diriku...
hahahahah...
giler tido yg betul tido tu..
:) yelah byk anak nak jaga malam3 wakakaka...

jom share kalu anda semua tertido.. nnti nak bagi alasan ape..
kalu bos teserempak.. :P

Caught Sleeping In Your Office Cubicle

Best excuses if you get caught sleeping in your office cubicle:

  • "It's okay: I'm still billing the client."

  • "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

  • "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."

  • "I was working smarter, not harder."

  • "Whew! I must a left the top off the liquid paper."

  • "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

  • "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

  • "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

  • "I'm in the management training program."

  • "I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last management seminar you made me attend."

  • "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"

  • "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.

  • Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"

  • "Darnn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

  • "The coffee machine is broken."

  • "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

  • "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

  • "It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"

  • "I was cross-training for telecommuting."

  • "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

  • "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up a contact lens without hands."

  • "The mailman flipped out and pulled a gun, so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot."

  • "Geez, I thought you were gone for the day."


    Just get from this website http://www.pinetree.net/humor/caughtsleeping.html

    hohoh... best yang den bley ckp ade  "I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last management seminar you made me attend." hahahaha.. ;p alasan!

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